bi bi bi bitch

commandtower-solring-go:

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

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ot3:

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bringing these tweets i made during my tumblr sabbatical over here because im feeling it again

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supreme-leader-stoat:

songsofwaterandnight:

ruinedchildhood:

That’s such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like “oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2” and that baby’s gonna have “yeah that’s me in my mom’s arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament”. Iconic.

Girl help they’re selectively breeding the world’s most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

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i-am-a-fish:

hey pal, take it easy! you’re scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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ayeforscotland:

Ireland is coming to the end of a three year pilot of Basic Income for Artists.

2000 artists received €325 a week for three years, and every euro paid to participants resulted in society receiving €1.39 in return.

Artists’ earnings from their art increased, there were more cultural activities and events and there were, unsurprisingly, huge leaps in participants’ psychological wellbeing.

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teaboot:

miseria-fortes-viros:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability

tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful

Love and peace on planet earth

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crow-caller:

as a child there’s nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it’s even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

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i3e:

puppy ..

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rarity-femme:

chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

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aflo:

10april:

good thing it didn’t freak out or anything

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